Dear Facebook:
You and I were introduced by a mutual friend. I know that this friend thinks you are the bee's knees. I tried to get as excited about you as she is, but I just couldn't seem to get there. I really did try. In the beginning, I thought you were pretty awesome. But, the more I got to know you, the more I kept thinking that it just wasn't going to work. I tried to get something out of you, but the more I tried, the more I realized that you are shallow and superficial. You really don't have anything relevant or important to say. I ask you to do something and, depending on your attitude on any given day, you either do it, or not. You seem to not care about my wants and needs. I think maybe you are just trying to see how much I will put up with until I get totally pissed. Also, you share our most personal information with people that I really don't care to know it. I try to put you on private, but I really don't know how much I put in that category actually goes there and how much you are still telling the world. Also, your appearance is just a hot mess. Maybe once you clean yourself up so you are easier to use I might come back to you. And, now, with the shady dealings with Morgan Stanley, Wall Street and your investors, I don't think I trust your integrity. Oh, and let's not forget about you pissing off your cult of 900,000,000. I know that I can delete my page, but you have made that function very difficult to find. Just know, I will find it. I don't want to take the chance of one day being served a glass of Kool-Aid. I know this is sudden, but I just can't seem to 'Like' you and I don't want to be your 'Friend.'
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